Bergeron Returns

[Blake-Habs]

As the Habs management team was reading Blooms Taxonomy there was a thought that occurred to them. They had lost in the finals even thought they brought back a lot of the old Habs from the 2018 champs squad. It's absolute blasphemy that this fool proofed strategy didn't work. Then it hit them. They brought back the wrong players. Ryan McDonagh and P-Horny were just scrubs. They weren't the true core of the 2018 squad. McDonagh was the #1 d-man for that squad and P-Horny was a big contributor you say? Shut up you nerd. They weren't from the motherland of Quebec, the true home of hockey. They couldn't appreciate it like a true Quebecer would. But who was a true blue Quebecer that won the cup in 2018 with the Habs? Patrice fucking Bergeron baby. His 37 year old worn out body will be the key on revenge on the league for allowing the Habs to lose in the finals this year. A team with so much grit should automatically win. Bergeron is a true winner as well. 4 cups in 7 seasons along with being in the finals in 5 consecutive years, only losing the finals on the fake hockey squad that is the Pittsburgh Penguins where the GM loaded up on "prospects, and other futures" for her "rebuild". Futures and rebuilding is for nerds. You know what's for winners though? Patrice Bergeron.

[Muise1.0]

As the Habs management team was reading Blooms Taxonomy there was a thought that occurred to them. They had lost in the finals even thought they brought back a lot of the old Habs from the 2018 champs squad. It's absolute blasphemy that this fool proofed strategy didn't work. Then it hit them. They brought back the wrong players. Ryan McDonagh and P-Horny were just scrubs. They weren't the true core of the 2018 squad. McDonagh was the #1 d-man for that squad and P-Horny was a big contributor you say? Shut up you nerd. They weren't from the motherland of Quebec, the true home of hockey. They couldn't appreciate it like a true Quebecer would. But who was a true blue Quebecer that won the cup in 2018 with the Habs? Patrice fucking Bergeron baby. His 37 year old worn out body will be the key on revenge on the league for allowing the Habs to lose in the finals this year. A team with so much grit should automatically win. Bergeron is a true winner as well. 4 cups in 7 seasons along with being in the finals in 5 consecutive years, only losing the finals on the fake hockey squad that is the Pittsburgh Penguins where the GM loaded up on "prospects, and other futures" for her "rebuild". Futures and rebuilding is for nerds. You know what's for winners though? Patrice Bergeron.

The Stars were tougher than the Habs