Montreal’s GM was thinking about how to make his team better while studying physics and how the universe when it dawned on him. He saw that various teams were getting players like Pavelski and Huberdeau, players with high levels of skill. But you know what they lack? Grit. And what players don’t have grit? Nerds. There is no room for nerds on the Habs team. The Habs need to be built to give the other teams “superstars” with no grit swirly’s in the locker rooms before games. The Habs were asking about Huberdeau you say? Well guess what hypothetical person questioning Montreal’s hypocrisy of not wanting Huberdeau because he’s a nerd? Give me your lunch money, god damn nerd.

Ovechkin was the start of the “Nerds Beware” culture of the Habs with his big bodied self having decent IT, but the Habs needed more of that sweet cherry pie. Incomes 99IT guys like Brandon Tanev and Luke Schenn, they will be sure to make the nerds run and hide. But still the Habs needed more, so the Habs traded Brock Nelson for Josh Anderson. Anderson has more grit than Nelson, Anderson will get the Habs a lot of lunch money from the skilled dorks of the league. The Habs have players on the team that are hypocritical to what the Habs are saying because they have low IT you say? Well the Habs need some nerds on the squad to do their homework. It’s just good business. The Habs new strategy is if they can’t beat you on the scoreboard, they will try to run your through the boards.