The Montreal GM and roster players were busy counting up the lunch money they had taken from some nerds when they heard a sound that was all too familiar coming from the other side of the door.

Dammit, it was that disgrace Stamkos. Ever since Ovie and the Habs told him to get the f*** out of Montreal to never return he had been constantly calling everyone within the organization begging for them to convince GM MacPherson to allow him to come back to the greatest team in the GVFHL. GM MacPherson was about to tell him to take a hike when Ovie got up instead. Ovie opened the door and told Stamkos if he wanted to be part of the cool kids club that he had to do all of the players homework and give up all the money he made to them so they could get an 8.5 million dollar waterslide installed at the team pool. Stamkos had tears of joy and agreed. So as a result of this the lines for next season are currently this

Forwards

Ovechkin – Forsberg – Anderson

Tkachuk – Stamkos – Carter

Tanev – Coleman – Suzuki

??? – Foligno – Paquette

Defence

Krug – Manson

McDonagh – Gudas

Ellis – Schenn

Goalies

Lehner

Elvis

A team that completely disregards all the nerd stats and plays a physical game. All the cool tough kids want to come to Montreal. There have been rumors around the league that players on all the other teams in the league are begging their managements to not make them play the Habs.