Habs management was pondering the secrets of the universe when the thought of how to make their team better crossed their mind. They already had a bunch of good ole grit and grind players to hit those nerds into submission but Habs management couldn’t help but feel like they needed more. And then the perfect idea popped up that had no real downside at all and always works when a team wants to recapture their glory days. Bringing the boys back together. The Habs already has guys like Ovie, McDonagh and Gudas from their 2018 championship squad, but they knew in their heart that bringing more of the gang back together would win them a cup for the glory of the boys club.

Hornqvist was a key contributor to the cup 3 years ago and the Habs wanted to bring him back as he is still a good ole gritty goal getter, he can likely pot in 20-30 goals for the Habs and put up a decent number of hits for the glory of the boys club. Hornqvist might not be the same player he was 3 years ago because of decline you say? Get out of here with that garbage thinking you f****** nerd. Hornqvist will likely find himself on a line with fellow pain in the ass Brady Tkachuk and the disgrace know as Steven Stamkos so that should be a productive line that puts up a ton of hits. Hornqvist may even find himself playing on the top line with Ovie and Forsberg even if Josh Anderson doesn’t work out on that line. The boys are coming back together and they will be unstoppable! There are teams out there that have more skill then the Habs you say? Pfffft who needs skill when you can just hit your opponent into submission.